Reading the history of this item, I learned that the inventor had poured his life into it for at least eight years to get it to market. It would be a shame if after all that, it failed. Regardless, I have made the decision to casually mock his pathetic and unnecessary little achievement here. Who, knows--it's probably more successful than anything I've ever done. He could could be laughing all the way to the bank.
Let's not think about what that would say about society as a whole.