Can You Believe It?

The days of laboriously assembling a sandwich like a troglodyte are over thanks to Candwich canned sandwiches.

Be sure to stock up for the end times - oh wait, these are the end times:

"And they didst take upon their tables, those with the mark of the beast, jars of bread that shined like brass, and there was much gnashing of teeth, for the time of tribulation was nigh."
- Revelation 12:16