Marginally-A-Rita

"For years people have been perfecting the margarita," begins the ad for Bud Light Lime's Lime-A-Rita, suggesting that long evolutionary process has finally reached its culmination in a canned beverage made not with tequila (who knew the secret was ditching tequila), but terrible light beer instead.

Ice, salt, and anything more than the hollow vestiges of a soul are also optional, and sold separately.

Bud Light

I went to this place that had 50 cent Bud Lights. I was torn - it was 50 cent beer. But it was Bud Light. But it was 50 cents.

Anyhow, apparently you can now "make you mark" on Bud Light bottles with a car or house key. Someone had taken the liberty of premarking my beer by scrawling "fags" on it. Is that hilarious or a hate crime? Or just what one might expect when typical bar patrons are given a forum for expression in my town?